Chevrolet Corvette

Hey guys! I'm sorry for the lack in updates. Been feeling rather lazy to blog though i do have some to share. I guess I'll type one soon. In the meantime, here's a quiz result which i saw at Temptress's blog. Interesting...

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!

You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.

Here's the site.

Innoccent Primary School Kid

I recall the good old days when we're all innoccent kids, playing tag, hopscotch, etc. However, I believe I was special, extraordinary. Ok. Some of u may think all those are just euphemisms for the word weird, but i was indeed different.

I had my 1st gf, or rather, 2 gfs at the same time, when i was 5. It was simple and innoccent. Just holding hands. Things changed when i was primary 3. There was this classmate who told me she liked me and we became "steads". That's nothing to shout about right? Here's the juicy part.

If u can recall, primary school teachers will instruct us to sit on the floor, at the front of the classroom while they taught. My chinese teacher did that every lesson and i'll sit beside my gf. She'll lean against the legs of the tables, facing the side of the room and i'll sit beside her, facing the front. I'm not sure if u can picture that but do try to. Anyway, she leaves her chinese textbook on her lap and i'll hold mine with my left hand. My right hand will go under the book and skirt, under her pe shorts and panties, into her virgina. That was my 1st time touching a viginal. Prior to that, i've always thought that girls only have anus and nothing in front. Thus, you can imagine my shock when i felt her viginal.

Of course, i did not know i was fingering her. I was doing it out of curiousity. Seeing how much she enjoys it, i loved to do it for her. I have no idea why i was never caught by my chinese teacher. Maybe she's too old to see carefully. or maybe she's enjoying the good show?

I shifted another corner of the island after that year and i never met her again. I wonder how she is now. If you are the girl in this post, I'll like to say thanks for the enjoyable time. Maybe we should catch up one day. =)

Pissed

I'm damn pissed with blogspot.

I cant view my own blog! What the hell is wrong? I get this STUPID error msg and bars me from viewing my OWN blog. wth! What on earth is HTTP Error 403?

Damn tired now and this has to spoil my entire day. Reached home at 4am after a long night of fun at MOS. Wanted to blog about it but lost all my mood to do so.

I'm going back to sleep.

Ms. R

For the confidentiality of the girl involved, let's call her Ms. R. Here goes...

I cant rem how I got to know Ms R. I guess it's probably been a year since i knew her. I was chatting with her on Msn late at night and things got a little dirty. Besides the teasing and knowing each other's sexual preferences, I asked to chat on the phone with her. She agreed and soon we were chatting like old lovers on the phone. Pity that we did not have phone sex that night. I cant remember why. Perhaps I'm getting old.

About a week later, I received a sms from Ms R, asking where i was. Taking the hint, i told her i was out but available. Half an hour later, i was walking her home from the MRT station. Being the horny me, i started to hold her hands, shoulder, waist and even gave her a kiss on the cheeks. It was all good clean fun... until she said,"My house's right after that turn. Thanks for walking me home." By then i was quite horny and i could tell she was too.

I pulled her towards me and i started to kiss her, full, on the lips. Imagine us standing in the middle of a grass patch beside a road making out. Thankfully she doesnt stay at a brightly lit area with lotsa traffic. We started to french and soon i was licking, kissing and nibbling her ear, turning her on tremendously. Things were getting ranchy when a couple walked pass us.

We snapped to our senses and I looked at her longingly. She grinned and said, there's a park connector over there. I was extremely hard, thinking what i'm in for later. We walked over to the park and settled at a bench. We started to make out again, kissing furiously and hands roaming all over. There were occasional joggers running past us but i guess our passions made us ignore them all. Soon, i was sucking her 36C boobs and honestly, i enjoyed every bit of it. They were quite a handful (no pun intended though).

Ms R was wearing jeans that night but that did not stop me from fingering her. We walked towards the canal and stood by the railings. My right hand went into the waistband of the jeans and found it's way to an inviting and extremely wet clit. It sprang into action, fingering her and teasing her. My left hands went into the shirt and started to play with her nipples. My raging hardon was fighting to be released from my jeans but it was too dangerous to take it out. In the end, my clothed dick was wedged at her ass crack, while fingering her and playing with her nipples.

I could sense her cumming soon as her breathing was getting rather laboured and was trying to stifle her moans. At this moment, a young male jogger ran behind us. Guess what? We continue with our little dirty deed and Ms R had an orgasm. She cummed and soaked her thongs thoroughly. As for my fingers, she licked it clean for me.

She had to rush home and that was all for that night. I went home with my hard on and diy-ed in the toilet. Poor thing huh? Any volunteers to help out with my future hard ons? (Gays not applicable)

Random Ramblings

Wanted to blog abt sthn else but i decided not to cause i'm feeling lazy. I've gotta maintain this blog or else i'll lose my only reader! hah.

Feeling pretty horny these few days. No idea y, 2nd puberty cycle for me? was chatting wif sex dolle a 2 nites back, telling her abt her perky tits. She maintained that they're not perky, but what can i say? it's her boobs, not mine. Besides, i've not seen them live before. Maybe she'll let me after she reads this post? doubt so. In any case, Sex Dolle, you have a great figure that i'll die for and i'll pick u up anytime at a club. =)

Since I'm on the topic, I certainly do not understand y some men maintain that they are not a "Boobs" person. Personally, i believe it's a whole lot of crap. I mean, face it. We men will stare, ogle or discreetly glance at the piece of art on every women's chest. Of couse, I do not mean those old grandmas or young girls. It's jus a certain mysterious force that will lead a guy's eyes to her boobs (other than looking at her face, figure, etc). So screw all those who still insist that they aren't a "boobs" person.

That was rather direct but wth. who cares.

Virgin Post

Here's my virgin post on this blog. Do I get any applause? I doubt so. Cause no one except Sex Dolle knows abt this blog. So, to Sex Dolle - thank you for being my 1st reader. =)

I've always wanted to set up a "sex" blog myself after being addicted to reading several local blogs like Sexwarfare, Temptress, etc. Being a lazy individual for the past 21 years of my life, it took me abt a year before setting up this blog. I was stumped when they asked me for my blog name/title/etc cos I'm rather bad such things. I'm not creative and i'm just cant think of any nice titles.

Pls do not, i repeat, do not laugh when i tell you abt my source of inspiration for the title of this blog - I was hungry and craving for wanton noodles.

That aside, the blog is created and here's my virgin post.

Let the story begin...